I Am So In Love

As you know, I'm back on the old diet and workout wagon.

During a particularly peppy step to some crazy jibberish song at Zumba, I looked at the mirror and realized that my boobs were moving more than all of my other body parts combined.

I was wearing not one, but two sports bras at the time of this horrific realization, acknowledging that a lone crappy bra from Walmart probably wouldn't cut it... I doubled up.  But no, that wasn't cuttin' it either.

So I went online and searched something along the lines of "legit steel-cage sports bras for giant floppy boobies" and found

THIS

Sorry to make you look at boobies.  I know this thing doesn't look like much, but the

D Max Sports Bra by Shock Absorber

is probably the best sports bra I have ever owned.  (Keep in mind that all my previous sports bras were literally garbage.)  And while I am not in the habit of splurging on many things for myself, I splurged and bought this bra for the cringe-worthy price of $69.  I'm very happy with it.  When I put it on, I feel like my boobs have magically detached from my body.  It's truly a wonderful thing.

If you followed my link and happened upon the reviews, you'll notice that the majority of the negative reviews are written by dumb people-- dumb people who can't figure out the back of the bra.  The back closures are hook and eye, and there are two... but I, being of moderate intelligence and having two capable hands, had no difficulty.  So if you're in the market but shying away from this bra because of the brain-busting qualities of the back-- you'll be fine, trust me.

I'm in love with a sports bra.  Highly recommending it to any other busty ladies who jump up and down a lot.

*Sadly, neither Athleta nor Shock Absorber gave me anything for, or are even aware of, my love affair.